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12 Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Groan and Smile

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Father’s Day is coming up, and what better way to celebrate than sharing a laugh with your dad? If your dad has a sense of humor and appreciates a good old-fashioned dad joke (who doesn’t?), you’ve come to the right place! Here are 10 dad jokes sure to provoke a smile, a chuckle, or even an eye roll from the man of the hour:

  1. “Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up!”
  2. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
  3. “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”
  4. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
  5. “How do you organize a space party? You planet.”
  6. “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.”
  7. “I would tell a joke about pizza, but itโ€™s a little cheesy.”
  8. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.”
  9. “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.”
  10. “Iโ€™m reading a book about anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down!”
  11. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
  12. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.”

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Remember, laughter is the best gift you can give this Father’s Day. So go ahead, share these jokes with your dad, and let the dad chuckles commence! Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who make our days brighter with their humor.